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cold in here? /:)

Ideas Desired

Posted on 2009.09.10 at 18:19
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Ferntree and I have decided there is a calling in this world for a Bible O' Sexy. As yet, however, we have only been able to divine three commandments:

1.) ... Be Sexy.
2.) If The Sexy tells you to do something, thou shalt do it without question, however bizarre.
3.) The Sexy is everywhere- do not try to hide from it, for it will find you.

Is anyone inspired with suggestions? *waggles eyebrows*

blue ares (a.k.a. Angry Blue Vagina)

The Theoretical Harem (re-posted)

Posted on 2009.04.14 at 14:14
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MUAHAHA! If everything goes right, it's here again! Here, I tell you! AHAHAHAHA! )

blue ares (a.k.a. Angry Blue Vagina)

Okay, in the spirit of ' no such thing as TMI '...

Posted on 2009.02.19 at 03:46
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Frank Sinatra, Live Until I Die; Be My Escape, by Relient K
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Let's start a list of phrases you read in erotic stories that make you smile, giggle, or even (dare I say it?) LOL. Classics. Oldies but goodies, and newer ones too. Lovely cliche or inventively mind boggling? I'll start with one that made me giggle a moment ago.

Ah, the wonderous opportunities Porn can have for the English language... )


blue ares (a.k.a. Angry Blue Vagina)

Those Who Could Read The Phonebook Aloud

Posted on 2009.01.31 at 19:16
Current Mood: confused
Current Music: Live Until I Die - Frank Sinatra
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and listeners would go into a sort of trance (and maybe drool a bit...)

MY MIND IS LIKE MELTED SWISS CHEESE THROUGH A STRAINER. When I go to write this... WHY can I remember Nothing?!?

I remembered his name just a second ago...

If you feel I've forgotten someone... that's definitely not unlikely. Feel free to make suggestions, if you wish to do so.

here it is! )

blue ares (a.k.a. Angry Blue Vagina)

Mac n' Cheese Recipe

Posted on 2009.01.30 at 17:33
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Was talking with [info]abrandnewworld about Macaroni and Cheese, and asked my mom for how she made it. *shares it*

For the sauce mom says you take cream or milk and put it in a pot, then put it on low and simmer (never boil), then you shred any cheese into it (she says about one cup of milk to 2 cups of cheese, or just eyeball it), then you whisk it and when all the cheese is melted it's done. Meanwhile, the pasta is cooking - she says don't cook it all the way (al dante or dente or whatever), and when you strain it and put it in a bowl, mix the cheese sause with it. You can whisk 1 or 2 eggs into that if you want it to be thicker, and then you put it in the oven. Then bake it on 375 for 20 or 30 minutes.

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