Everything you can imagine is real.

o.o

... Twilight mania has invaded the people in charge of Livejournal! Quick, let's all get some spotlights and a bunch of mirrors, we'll blind them with their own sparkles! Then we can break out the bazookas.

THE INFECTION MUST BE OBLITERATED BEFORE IT SPREADS. *crazy eyes*

I just flailed on the keyboard for a bit 'till I found something that looked like a word. I stuck with it, and now I'm kinda' fond of it.

Win the lottery. Duh. Then I'd do whatever I wanted.

(Oh, and try to build that flying castle complete with dimensionally transcendant rooms, a brilliant geneticist plus equiptment, and a cloud of pink cotton candy. It's a dream.) 

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